There is only one thing to do when I am this sick: poison the little microbes that are doing this to me. Make them pay!! I do this by pouring the hottest chilies down my gullet that I can stand.
Picture Ash in the immortal classic "Army of Darkness" when he pours a kettle of boiling water down his throat to kill one of the little Ash clones: "Ok, little fella, how bout some hot chocolate, huh?!?"
Ash, my one true hero, I think I'm going to die. Where is that 5-star curry stand?
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